The Best Trout

We catch the biggest trout. They are the best trout.  They are huge.  They don't always look huge because our hands are so giant, but trust us they are the hugest trout you will ever catch. They are made right here in America, so you know they are the best. Always the best trout in our nets. We also use very big nets, the best nets. That makes the trout look smaller, but they are not. Trust us, we never catch small fish. That is for losers and we are not losers. We are winners.  Big trout catching winners.  Always.